because i’m chuck bass
Really, though, I just need this in my bed.
Fuck me now. ”I’m Chuck Bass” I don’t care if he’s Chuck or Ed. I still want him
28th of October 2009
palahniukandchocolate:tommyoliver:karlahoney:siddman:chittybang:via monastasia
nonsense.
Story of my life.
7th of October 2009
Beastiality;;;
- Shaun :
- [to Becca and Lucy] What the fuck is wrong with you two?!
- Becca :
- What?
- Shaun :
- You're, like, molesting each other!
- Becca :
- We're sexual creatures
- Shaun :
- You sick fuck.
- we are not sexual creatures together. not sure if that makes this any better.
24th of September 2009
As far as your children’s children’s children I mean when’s it going to stop? When the children are having children, I mean how small are they going to get? It’s just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation, isn’t it? Have you met my kid? and their little kids? - Jemaine FOTC
17th of September 2009
The conversations between Shaun and I never cease to amaze/amuse me
- Becca :
- If you get pregnant I'll abort you in your sleep so you don't feel bad and you wake up and think you miscarried.
- Shaun :
- Well, you'd have to drug me so I don't wake up, you know how light of a sleeper I am. And if you happen to leave twenty dollars under my pillow, I wouldn't be upset... Yes I just equated sneaky late-night abortions to the tooth fairy.
14th of September 2009
RIP Patrick Swayze. Would it be insensitive to say that at least we have something to overshadow Kayne? Yea it would. That was shitty.
13th of September 2009
“
When did the profit motive become the only reason to do anything? When did that become the new patriotism? Ask not what you could do for your country, ask what’s in it for Blue Cross/Blue Shield. ”
—
Bill Maher, “New Rule: Not Everything in America Has to Make a Profit” (via christinefriar) (via gonorrheagogo)
9th of September 2009
(646): Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I’m drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
7th of September 2009
True life - I got broken up with via text message;
- Shaun :
- His text "So listen... We have to break up. I hate doing this over txt, but its the way its got to be."
- Becca :
- I'm torn between "motherfucker's concise" and "are you gonna miss you giving him head, since it was the first time you ever fit it all in your mouth"
- our lives are better (or worse depending on your view) then fucking TV AND the internet!
5th of September 2009
Yes please
