October 2009
3 posts
Beastiality;;;
Shaun : [to Becca and Lucy] What the fuck is wrong with you two?!
Becca : What?
Shaun : You're, like, molesting each other!
Becca : We're sexual creatures
Shaun : You sick fuck.
we are not sexual creatures together. not sure if that makes this any better.
September 2009
7 posts
The conversations between Shaun and I never cease...
Becca : If you get pregnant I'll abort you in your sleep so you don't feel bad and you wake up and think you miscarried.
Shaun : Well, you'd have to drug me so I don't wake up, you know how light of a sleeper I am. And if you happen to leave twenty dollars under my pillow, I wouldn't be upset... Yes I just equated sneaky late-night abortions to the tooth fairy.
RIP Patrick Swayze. Would it be insensitive to say that at least we have something to overshadow Kayne? Yea it would. That was shitty.
“When did the profit motive become the only reason to do anything? When did that...”
– Bill Maher, “New Rule: Not Everything in America Has to Make a Profit” (via christinefriar) (via gonorrheagogo)
(646): Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I’m drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
True life - I got broken up with via text message;
Shaun : His text "So listen... We have to break up. I hate doing this over txt, but its the way its got to be."
Becca : I'm torn between "motherfucker's concise" and "are you gonna miss you giving him head, since it was the first time you ever fit it all in your mouth"
our lives are better (or worse depending on your view) then fucking TV AND the internet!
August 2009
4 posts
Miss Quoted
Becca : I don't know why I'm trying to look pretty, it's only your boyfriend coming down. Well, one it makes me feel good and in the off chance that Travis comes over. Or Graham. Hmm.
Shaun : *Gives strange look*
Becca : Yeah, I know Graham's gay, but I'd let him go down on me at least. It's been awhile.
What I said was "I know he's gay but I'd at least let him go down on me. Yeah, It's been a while" *looks ashamed but not really*
Slippery when wet;
the-lovah:
I’m sitting on the lanai this morning with my grandma. She sees I’m reading The Vagina Monologues and asks what it is and what’s it about. Then I ask her what her vagina would wear if it got dressed (diamonds) and what it would say if it could talk (out of order), then she preceeded to tell me her very own vagina monologue. I told her I was going to tumblr it and she said you better...
liquid candy!!
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
3 posts
Everyday I’m reminded how awesome my friends are. I love a girl who can throw up lamb, and a boy who can make it the first place.
